They don`t have liquid walls on earth?! They use hard walls, so your actually gonna knock your yourself out if you try to walk through it. To solve this problem humans have invented doors. The doors are everywhere. They are so popular even a pop group is named up after them. The concept with the door is to provide an opening in the wall where humans can walk through without having to destroy the whole wall. It actually opens. Making a hole in the wall, that is open for a short period of time. In this time frame perople can walk through it. Usually this this time frame lasts for a few seconds before the door closed and becomes part of the wall again. Only selected people are allowed to enters doors. And this selection happens with keys. The people approved worthy of door entering gets a key who opens a lock in the selected door. This key givens them 24 hour access to this door. Popular doors have heavy locks, less popular doors have smaller locks and some doors don`t have locks at all. Usually cause their so unpopular nobody  wants to got there. The really popular doors have armed guards to keep of all the people who wants to get in. Others have bouncers who charge money to get inn. And some are thrown into doors they don`t wanna walk through.  Then there`s electric doors who doesn`t give shit who you are. There is a door for everyone.

Global Fever

I find it particularly interesting how humans have developed a way to communicate with each other on a global scale and choose to talk about fever. Earth`s temperature is give and take 6 thousand degrees. I find it hard to believe one or to degrees off scale would cause any harm to anyone. What makes it interesting it`s the fever itself, but the way earthlings look at themselves as the planets saviors. As if not earth knows what`s best for itself?! It got about 5 billion years of experience being a planet. A 19 year olds brain doesn`t seem like the right antidote if you ask me. I can`t imagine earth, as its flying through space, suddenly goes "I`m 6001 degrees, that`s 0001 more than normal", parks the planet out in orbit and yells "EMERGENCY! Get me Al Gore. Al, I need you to save me. Only you have to ability to convince the human race that it`s their fault I`m 0001 degrees too hot. Can you do that for me Al?" "Yes, earth". Say no more... I think God created man to create God.

Planet Polish

It`s a substance made of mainly water mixed with a little bit of salt. It`s smeared around the globe to make the planet fly more aerodynamic through space. Whoever did it must have been in a terrible hurry cause they left out one fourth of the planet. Thanks to this shit job the planet flies in circles around the sun. The mountains sticking out prevents it from flying though space in a straight line. That why their so far behind. Everything goes in circles. Newer making progress and moving forward. Always a new day. Always the same 24 hour time limit. No wonder they haven`t developed intelligence yet when they fall asleep and have to start all over again every day. Doesn`t leave much room for developing anything else than memory. some species are so obsessed going down memory lane they have created history where they freaking write down the past. They study backwards! And they even disagree about who created the right version of past. The winner is always the one who weren`t there. Being there doesn`t seem to be a qualification, but being miles away does, and living in another time and place gives authority. Why all the fuzz about the past when it`s here and now that counts? Some creatures seem to have understood this. They keep no record of what has been. Neither do they make predictions about what is to come. they just live. And thats what this planet is all about. Life.

Weird human activity

                   150.000 people jammed into this confined space and 22 of them 
                   get to run around on a pitch the size of a fucking cornfield?! 

                   Photo: IsakAronsson ,Flickr, Creative Commons